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My Bacon Theory

January 1, 2011

Bacon has always been fantastic but it has become ultra-popular during recent years and I have a theory.

 

The popularity of bacon has increased as a direct response to news about Muslim extremists trying to force non-Muslims to capitulate to bizarre demands such as removing pig figurines and toys from offices or trying to stop restaurants from venting bacon cooking vapors.  A yummy BLT sandwich seems to be an excellent response to reading about the litany of unreasonable demands from some Muslims.

 

Or maybe bacon is just this year’s cranberry.  Nah.

11 Comments leave one →
  1. January 3, 2011 7:08 pm

    I don’t think most people go that deep as to associate bacon popularity with a push back against Muslims (sadly it’s also a push back against the Jews as well). Personally, I just think bacon is very tasty… to the point where my girlfriend makes fun of me because there’s usually some pork product on the table at every meal.

  2. Michele permalink*
    January 3, 2011 9:42 pm

    You’re right. Most people probably don’t associate bacon with a push back against Islamists but some do. I don’t think it’s a push back against Jews at all. A “push back” implies that something has been done for us to respond to and I can’t remember any Jew trying to force non-Jews to not eat pork or to stop reading Three Little Pigs to children or to remove a Piglet figurine from a desk.

    And bacon is very, very tasty. I firmly believe that any food can be improved by wrapping bacon around it.

  3. Eman. permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:36 pm

    Isn’t your husband Muslim? And aren’t your kids half Pakistani? Mommy hating her babies? Tsk tsk, where is social services..

    Also: Your comparing bacon popularity to how well Muslims are liked. If you can’t see the stupidity behind that, I’m genuinely concerned and will personally pay for you to become educated.

  4. Amy permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:41 pm

    I’ll give you a bursuary to go to grade 3 again so you can learn things. I really hope your children aren’t homeschooled.

  5. Amy permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:42 pm

    I can tell you enjoy bacon a lot based on your weight…maybe pick up a weight watchers magaizine instead…just a tip

  6. Amy permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:43 pm

    or a carrot…

  7. Eman. permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:43 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. She wouldn’t even fit into the burqa’s she’s insulting.

  8. Eman. permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:45 pm

    Stop coming to our mosque. Please. I might ask you to leave the next time I see you there. In a peaceful way of course, being Muslim and all. 🙂

  9. Amy permalink
    October 28, 2011 7:47 pm

    You may need to bring bulldoser to make her leave.

  10. March 18, 2012 9:53 pm

    Michele has no life. who ever this retard is he/she should find a job or find something better to do on the internet

  11. March 18, 2012 9:54 pm

    another stupid jew

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