That plastic bag is not a toy.

Hmmm.  I guess that there is a reason for those wacky warnings on plastic bags.

I never would have imagined that such warnings were actually necessary.  Surely no one would actually need to be told that children should not play with plastic bags.  Everyone knows that.

I have been proven wrong.

Yep.  It’s People of WalMart with today’s parenting lesson.